The truth comes out.
I'm sick and tired of somebody else taking all the credit. I'm the real writer around here. These people I live with can't even spell, let alone skillfully handle not one but two mice. I founded this blog to show what kinds of things we have to go through with these illiterate imbeciles, being put on a leash, in the oven, bathed, etc. This may be the last time I write, they'll probably make me into rabbit stew when they read this. But wait, they can't read!