Tales from the front

As the weather gets nicer, the kids are getting more colorful.

Quotes from today:

One student asks another student for a cookie. Student with cookie replies, "The last time I gave you something you tried to smoke it." Student who wanted cookie then states, "No, I tried to snort it." (it was a pack of Smarties) Student wanting cookie then got cookie, ate it, and snorted the crumbs from his paper. This is a true story that really happened today at about 12:40 pm.

Out of the blue, someone blurts out, "If you eat your own leg, would you gain or lose weight?"